Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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