I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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