i don't plan on having that self control this summer
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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