just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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