new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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