dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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