Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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