No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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