i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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