But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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