Me too!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
