Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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