But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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