he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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