New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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