i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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