Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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