My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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