If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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