The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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