I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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