carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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