Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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