i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also, beer. Big fan.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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