Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
another moral hangover. fuck.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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