he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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