Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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