..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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