Having a random hookup so left but love u
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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