i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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