There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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