he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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