I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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