my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My breasts were aching with rage.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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