Kiss
Puke
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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