Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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