Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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