i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
