he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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