If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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