Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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