how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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