my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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