marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i will never coherently bang her
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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