I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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