were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
your like the ambassador to my penis.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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