Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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