Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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