Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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