Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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