playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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