is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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