therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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