better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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