just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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