I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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