does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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