he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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