i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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