i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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